Life's lesson No.1

Don't be a greedy-gut!
No thanks to my good unruly-haired friend, I discovered extremely tasty organic dried fruit, which on first appearance is good for one's health. Well let me tell you once and for all that this isn't the case.
Like all things in life, things should be enjoyed in moderation, moderation, moderation.
I am today resting in bed nursing my ill stomach. Serves me right. I have learnt my lesson!

There goes my dreams of endless wealth and eternal youth.... *sigh*